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As seen on a sign at an automotive repair shop:

AUTO REPAIR PRICE LIST

Ping-Ping-Ping 35.00
Plunk-Ping-Plunk 50.00
Klunk-Ping-Klunk 125.00
Thud-Klunk-Thud 200.00
Clank-Thud-Clank 325.00