Kyrkans män har humor, medvetet eller inte?

Some accidental humor found on church bulletin boards: 

• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.  
• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 
• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.